Jolakotturinn is an Icelandic song about a Christmas cat.

       

Icelandic lyrics:

Þið kannizt við jólaköttinn 
- sá köttur var griðarstór 
Fólk vissi'ekki hvaðan hann kom 
eða hvert hann fór 

Hann glennti upp glyrnurnar sinar 
glóandi báðar tvær 
Það var ekki heiglum hent 
að horfa í þær 

Kamparnir beittir sem broddar 
upp úr bakinu kryppna há 
og klærnar à loðinni löpp 
var ljótt að sjá 

Því var það, að konurnar kepptust 
við kamba og vefstól og rokk 
og prjónuðu litfagran lepp 
eða lítin sokk 

Þvi kötturinn mátti' ekki koma 
og krækja í börnin smá 
Þau urðu að fásína flík 
þeim fullorðnu hjá 

Og er kveikt var á jólakvöldið 
og kötturin gægðist inn 
stóðu börnin bísperrt og rjóð 
með böggulinn sinn 

Hann veifaði stélinu sterka 
hann stökk og hann klóraði' og blés 
og var ýmist uppi í dal 
eða úti' um nes 

Hann sveimaði, soltinn og grimmur 
í sárköldum jólasnæ 
og vakti í hjörtunum hroll 
á hverjum bæ 

Ef mjálmað var aumlega úti 
var ólukkan samstundis vís 
Allir vissu' að hann veiddi menn 
en vildi ekki mýs 

Hann lagðist á fátæka fólkið 
sem fékk enga nýja spjör 
fyrir jólin - og baslaði og bjó 
við bágust kjör 

Frá því tók hann ætið í einu 
allan þess jólamat 
og át það svo oftast nær sjálft 
ef hann gat 

Því var það, að konurnar kepptust 
við kamba og vefstól og rokk 
og prjónuðu litfagran lepp 
eða lítin sokk 

Sum höfðe fengið svuntu 
og sum höfðu fengið skó 
eða eitthvað, sem þótti þarft 
en þad var nóg 

Þvi kisa máti' engan eta 
sem einhverja flíkina hlaut 
Hún hvæsti þá heldur ljót 
og hljóp á braut 

Hvort enn er hún til, veit ég ekki 
en aum yrði hennar för 
ef allir eignuðust næst 
einhverja spjör 

Þið hafið nú kannske í huga 
að hjálpa, ef þörf verður á 
máske enn finnist einhver börn 
sem ekkert fá 

Máske, að leitin að þeim sem líða 
af ljósskorti heims um ból 
gefi ykkur góðan dag 
og gleðileg jól

lyrics from Bjork.com lyrics special. 

The Christmas Cat

     

Jolakurtinn was released on the compilation album Hvít Er Borg Og Bær in December 1987. Bjork was in the band, the Sugarcubes at the time.

        
 Track list:

     

1. Jólabros Í Jólaös (Egill Ólafsson & Barnakór Kársnesskóla) 
2. Jólaþula (Halla Margrét) 
3. Hin Fyrstu Jól (Hljómeyki) 
4. Jólin Eru Að Koma (Hólmfríður Karlsdóttir & Barnakór Kársnesskóla) 
5. Grýlukvæði (Megas) 
6. Hvít Er Borg Og Bær (Ragnhildur Gísladóttir & Barnakór Kársnesskóla) 
7. Í Vetur Koma Jól (Hljómeyki) 
8. Jólakötturinn (Björk Guðmundsdóttir) 
9. Barnagæla Frá Nýja Íslandi (Ingibjörg Þorbergs) 
10. Þrettándasöngur (Kristinn Sigmundsson) 

    
Comment:

     

"Björk did quite a few 'guest appearances' on other projects during her punk-band and Sugarcube era's (Mid to late 80's) back in Iceland... Jólakötturinn is one of many of these appearances. But possibly the only one of these rare side-projects at the time to not be a duet or collaboration. 


"It always has been just credited to JUST 'Björk'. Which is strange... as most of her side-projects around this time were with other Icelandic musicians such as Bless (Yonder, Worlds Collapse), Thorhallur (Takk) or the KK band (O Borg Min Borg) and many more etc. 


"It would seem, until any further evidence shows up, that Jólakötturinn is one of the earliest examples of Björk, for want of a better term, flexing her "solo" muscles for the first time!"

 

~pagan poet

       
Hvít Er Borg Og Bær
Poorly translated it means "white is the town and island." 
          
Links
*Jolakotturinn on bjork.com's 77 island discography

*order Hvít Er Borg Og Bær from Smekkleysa.

English Lyrics:

You know the christmas cat
- that cat is very large
We dont know where he came from
nor where he has gone

He opened his eyes widely
glowing both of them
it was not for cowards
to look into them

His hair sharp as needles
his back was high and bulgy
and claws on his hairy paw
were not a pretty sight

Therefore the women competed
to rock and sow and spin
and knitted colorful clothes
or one little sock

For the cat could not come
and get the little children
they had to get new clothes
from the grownups

When christmas eve was lighted
and the cat looked inside
the children stood straight and red-cheeked
with their presents

He waved his strong tail
he jumped, scratched and blew
and was either in the valley
or out on the headland

He walked about, hungry and mean
in hurtfully cold christmas snow
and kindled the hearts with fear
in every town

If outside one heard a weak "meaow"
then unluck was sure to happen
all knew he hunted men
and didnt want mice

He followed the poorer people
who didnt get any new clothing
near christmas - and tried and lived
in poorest conditions

From them he took at the same time
all their christmas food
and ate them also themselves
if he could

Therefore the women competed
to rock and sow and spin
and knitted colorful clothes
or one little sock

Some had gotten an apron
and some had got a new shoe
or anything that was needful
but that was enough

For pussy should not eat no-one
who got some new piece of clothes
She hissed with her ugly voice
and ran away

If she still exists I dont know
but for nothing would be his trip
if everybody would get next christmas
some new rag

You may want to keep it in mind
to help if there is need
for somewhere there might be children
who get nothing at all

Mayhaps that looking for those who suffer
from lack of plentiful lights
will give you a happy season
and merry christmas